theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away